Cold Town
theblackoaksyndicate:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

I’m going home.

theblackoaksyndicate:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

I’m going home.

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

wyattsalazar:

without profits how will we innovate new and wonderful forms of imperialism. how will we produce a vast array of goods barred from 80% of the world’s peoples. how will we avoid curing diseases and feeding people

theonion:

Groundbreaking Young Adult Novel Features Protagonist Who’s A Bit Of A Loner

queentacotruck:

I find it funny how people refuse to acknowledge mental illness until they need an excuse to protect a white man

assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

qveenofvagina:

sideshowknob:

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TAKE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE SINGLE. THEY’RE SINGLE FOR A REASON, TAKE IT FROM ME, A CONVICTED WOMAN BEATER. TAKE MY ADVICE. DOESNT THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

^^^^^

qveenofvagina:

sideshowknob:

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TAKE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE SINGLE. THEY’RE SINGLE FOR A REASON, TAKE IT FROM ME, A CONVICTED WOMAN BEATER. TAKE MY ADVICE. DOESNT THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

^^^^^

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

l20music:

onesh0rtday:

SLAY

TELL EM!!!!

l20music:

onesh0rtday:

SLAY

TELL EM!!!!

baeddelaire:

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER


this looks like what the guy from They Live would see if he put on the glasses

baeddelaire:

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

this looks like what the guy from They Live would see if he put on the glasses

hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

image

why is the gif so accurate

A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.
nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…

nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…

bergdorfcocotte:

White women benefit from affirmative action more than black women and men. *cue glitter and bolded text*

bergdorfcocotte:

White women benefit from affirmative action more than black women and men. *cue glitter and bolded text*